The all new Apple iBoob

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Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women’s breast implants.

The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men starring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy!

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8 Comments on "The all new Apple iBoob"

  1. Kristi says:

    *shakes head*

    What about those of us who already have boobs and have no use for a boobjob?? :P

  2. Chris M says:

    Tough, then they must just handle having guys look at their breasts :P~

  3. Kristi says:

    Like that’s anything new. :P~

    Plus, girls with implants do it for the “boys look at my boobs” effect. They don’t realize it’s annoying till they grow up.

    Oops did I say that? :X

  4. Chris M says:

    Hehe! I’m not a fan of fake breasts at all, I find it more sad to think about why the girl would do that to themselves, it radiates the fact that the girl was not content with herself, which isn’t a big turn on in my books..

  5. Kristi says:

    I’ve contemplated reduction of mine, but that’s because even at 21 I have backpain from them. If that tells you anything.

    But I love my breasts.

    I have a problem with most plastic surgeries. Sometimes, I can see it and am all for it. But many times… I guess it’s the fact that they reek of insecurity. I mean, I’m not drop dead gorgeous in the looks department, but I’m not an eyesore either. Though I think I have a lot more flaws than most people probably see. And if I can be happy with who I am, why can’t everyone else?

    I guess I’m just an inside before outside (most of the time) kind of girl.

    Off to class, catch you later. Have a good night hon!

    (P.S. I do like the topic, it gave me a good laugh!!)

  6. Chris M says:

    Reduction for proper reasons, such as yours is a feasible reason, which I’d support for any woman experiencing back problems.

    Ye, being happy with oneself is such a important and attractive factor, and those who feel they need to change, need to be enlightened!

    Cool babe, I hope the classes go well and are interesting enough to keep you awake.

    I’ll chat to you sooner than soon, thanks for popping in for a mini convo.

    Ps. I’m sure you did ;-)

  7. Zayne says:

    heh – and to think all this time i thought technology was getting “smaller” – o well – im not complaining ;)

  8. Chris M says:

    Haha, ye Zayne, haha, nice to hear from you bud – hope you’re keeping well!

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