Sex with a bicycle!

A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.

Robert Stewart was discovered in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last year.

On Wednesday Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace in Ayr Sheriff Court, where depute fiscal Gail Davidson described how he had been found by the hostel workers.

She said: “They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

“They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down. read more..

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8 Comments on "Sex with a bicycle!"

  1. Ooh Aah says:

    KINKY! hahahahahahahaha

  2. Chris M says:

    hehe, DODGY! :P

  3. Riply says:

    lol…

    Nothing like a little metal between ur legs..

  4. Chris M says:

    Lawl, some people are just strange!

  5. Riply says:

    If strange’s having your dog lick peanut butter off ur nuts, then, count me as strange =]

  6. Chris M says:

    Ahahahahha, you dodgy gimp boi!

  7. Kristi says:

    I’m kinky and all.

    But that’s just a little too far off. I mean, really.

  8. Chris M says:

    Hehe, but this is Riply we talking about, he has no fear ;)

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